Zara Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen sends up the hard-boiled detective genre with the tale of Kaiser Lupowitz.

Clarice… listen up, 'cause Allen’s my playground, my home, and oh man, it’s a downright love-hate affair sometimes. I’ve been here for years, running my cozy spa, soaking in everything this patch of Texas has to offer. Allen’s streets, like Hwy 183 and FM 100, lead you right into neighborhoods that are as laid-back as they are buzzin’—and I mean buzzin’ with life, ya know?

Semester’s end: Students in English Professor Allen Grove’s Publishing Practicum bring out their own books