Evelyn Alsip Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

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Sometimes I get mad – yeah, mad! And it's usually 'cause someone parks right in front of my favorite coffee stop, 198th Ave style. That’s when I channel my inner Gru, grumbling “Lightbulb!” as I punch the air. It’s silly but true, no day in Alsip is dull even if it’s just a little spark amidst everyday chaos.

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