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So we’re walkin’, and I’m ramblin’ bout “The Assassin”—she don’t care, obvi. “To act, one must decide,” I mumble, quotin’ the flick, tryna sound deep. She rolls her eyes, but I’m in, man! Exaggeratin’ in my head—Homer, king of the night! Truth is, it’s shady, risky, and I’m half scared she’s gonna rob me blind. Still, kinda thrilling—d’oh!—like a donut heist gone wrong.

🗺️ The best route through Amsterdam’s Red Light District

I sometimes get mad at the randomness – like, why do some corners gotta be so extra? But hey, the mishaps add character. Like missing a bus on Zeedijk ‘cause I was too wrapped up in a deep soul-tinglin’ moment at an impromptu poetry slam. Life’s clumsy & weird, just like my scribbled note on a napkin – "We are so sinfully human, our hearts bleed art!"

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