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About Los Angeles

So, no shag, just a yarn. Stumbled home, knackered, thinking, “Prossies are the real comics.” Sarcasm’s their shield—respect that. You wanna find one? Check the dives, mate, but don’t be a dick about it. They’re human, not props. Oh, and *Yi Yi*? Watch it, you uncultured swines—beats this grubby tale any day!

Drugs, violence, and prostitution: A glimpse inside Anchorage’s largest homeless camp

And since they're not walking the streets of Anchorage, they don't consider themselves prostitutes. They see themselves as "sex workers." But.

Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

David Sedaris Comes to APAC This Month