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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, man! Dudes actin’ all high and mighty, then sneakin’ off to pay for a quickie. Surprised me first time I saw it - preacher type, all sermons and sin, caught with his pants down. Made me laugh, tho - fuckin’ clown. My fave thing? When a whore’s got sass, like Bridget von Hammersmark in Basterds, all charm and danger. “I’m not tellin’ you shit,” she’d say, and I’d be like, hell yeah, queen!

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Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

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