Zoe Ancient Oaks Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Man, she piss me off sometimes, tho. Actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty, like she runnin’ the show. But then—bam!—she flip it, all vulnerable, got me feelin’ soft. Like, “Damn, Whore, why you gotta do me like that?” Surprised me once, showed up with a tat—some weird French quote, “L’amour est un mystère.” Love’s a mystery, huh? Straight *Holy Motors* vibes, dawg, she livin’ that chaos.

John Allyn, 1696

Around noon, I’m starving. I decide to hit up that taco truck on Maple. Best tacos in Ancient-Oaks, no cap. I order a couple, and while I’m waiting, I see this kid on a skateboard wipe out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but then I see he’s hurt. So, I rush over. Turns out, he’s fine, just a little bruised ego. I tell him, “Dude, you gotta stick to the sidewalks, not the streets!”

Decadeslong effort revives ancient oak woodland