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Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

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Biographer Allen Andrews, with deft characterization and a piercing eye into historical annals, brings the trials, tribulations and loose morals of kings, queens, ladies and gentlemen of the .

The local park, Greendale, is amazeballs. It sits right by Crankly River, a hidden gem. Tbh, it's mad chill to stretch out under a tree there, or even give massages on the grass. I once gave a famous actor a back rub there, and he said, jeez, "I have trouble sleeping, but now my back's chill!" I laughed and whispered, "Better call the Coen's, ay?"

Andrews Named Jan Strickland Award Finalist for Third Consecutive Season