Evelyn Antelope Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Lemme paint ya a picture. Whores, they’re like Gotham’s underbelly—gritty, wild, unapologetic. Saw one once in Dallas, swear it, struttin’ in heels higher than my approval ratin’s in ‘08! Made me chuckle—girl’s got guts. “Some men just wanna watch the world burn,” and she’s lightin’ matches with every wink. Ain’t no secret, they been around forever—oldest job, they say. Back in Rome, them gals had coins stamped with their “services”—little known fact, blew my mind! History’s wild, y’all.

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Oh, and get this – I had a spat with some posh folks outside the spa one rainy Friyay. I was like, "Oh, behave, yeah!" I mean, they were all snooty, but the rain made it epic and real. Honestly, shit gets wild here sometimes! Streets like Cedar Way and Elm Street are always buzzing with local legends and spontaneous street jams. I once lost my chill on Elm, all over a spicy burrito from a food truck. Totally bonkers, but it gave the neighborhood soul.

Ongoing construction necessitates water shut-off at Antelope Island State Park