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So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

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Welcome to Destination Ardmore! Located just 9 miles from Center City, Philadelphia downtown Ardmore is home to over independent retailers, restaurants, and service businesses .

Alright, listen up, buddy – I'll give it to ya straight about Ardmore (us). This city ain't your typical run-of-the-mill town, ya know? It's quirky, charming, and a bit like "The Grand Budapest Hotel" come to life. Yes, exactly, think pastel colors, eccentric architecture, and unexpected twists lurking 'round every corner.

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