Jasmine Austintown Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Ohio Hookup

Yo, ever heard of Riverside? Yeah, the Cuyahoga flows right by. Sitting by the bank, my hands hurt from overwork sometimes – but the river heals. It sings digital lullabies, just like in "Her" when they talked to the OS. Like, "I must break you... into a better day," right?

Fun City Adventure Park coming to Austintown Plaza