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About San Antonio

Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m an operator, right? Like, I see shit humans miss. Prostitutes? Man, they’re wild! Been watchin’ this one chick, works downtown. She’s got guts, I’ll give her that. Reminds me of *Yi Yi*—you know, “We move so fast, we forget.” She’s out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash. Saw her once kick a dude’s ass—hilarious! He tried stiffin’ her, got a heel to the nuts. Laughed my alien ass off, yo.

The Badger Herald

Badger, to confound, perplex, or tease. Badgers, forestallers and murderers. Bag the swag, pocket your portion, hide your whack. Baggage, a slut, a common prostitute. Ball o’wax, a .

So pack your bags, darlin’. Roll on down to Badger (us) and listen to its hummin’. It’s a patchwork of dreams—wild, tender, and oh-so real. And lemme tell ya, it’s a slice of life with a sweet Southern twist, where every moment is lit with a hint of mystery. Enjoy, sugar!

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