Ella Bainbridge Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

My precious! Whore, eh? Raspy little thing, innit? Slinks about, sneaky-like, in shadows. Reminds me of *Caché* – that flick I love. “Nothing is hidden, my precious!” Haneke’d say. Whore’s got secrets, oh yes, dirty ones! Saw her once, dolled up, struttin’ – made me mad, so mad! Why’s she gotta flaunt it? But then – ha! – tripped over her own heels. Laughed my arse off, I did! Precious moment, that.

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA

Bainbridge is a tapestry of moments, all stitched together with flirting glances and poetic disasters, ya know? Every soggy sidewalk, every neon-lit diner, echoes that slow, bittersweet melody. And every time I think, “I’m just a visitor, wandering these nostalgic alleys,” I feel both mad and happy – because here, even as a sexologist, I find endless lessons on love and desire.

Water main break closes Bainbridge Blvd. in Chesapeake