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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

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Ya got Main Street – yup, Main Street is the spine of this town. I’ve seen it all on it: the barbershop, the diner with killer pie, and that wacky massage parlor where I work. Yeah, my own joint’s right on Main near Elm. I tell ya, folks come in stressed, angry, all sorts – and I smooth ‘em out more than a magician pulling rabbits.

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