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This one time, right, I spot her—legs like a war rig, face like she’s seen too many sandstorms. I’m chuffed, thinkin’, *She’s my ticket to Valhalla!* But nah, she’s haggin’ me for fifty quid extra—fifty! I’m ragin’, “You’re takin’ the piss, love!” Made me so angry I nearly kicked a bin over—dramatic, yeah, but it felt *epic*. “Witness me!” I yell in my head, but I just stump up the cash coz I’m a soft twat deep down.

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Oh, there's also Westside Park. Chill gem with massive oak trees. I sometimes nap (yeah, even masseurs need sleep!) under them after a long day. That park is magic. And the local library on 5th St? Hah, hidden treasure. Looove its vintage feel. Like a scene from "Ida" w/ shadows and soft light, silent but deep.

Beardstown City Clerk Ruch retires after 24 years