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So, whore — it’s messy, loud, in yer face! I’m sittin’ here, slurpin’ tea, spillin’ it everywhere — whoops! — thinkin’, “Blimey, it’s like life gone bonkers!” Ever hear bout them old tales? Back in Victorian days, whores weren’t just, y’know, *whores* — some were spies, mate! Sneaky lil’ devils, nickin’ secrets from posh blokes! Makes me giggle, picturin’ meself in a top hat, trippin’ over a corset, mumblin’ — “Oi, where’s me spyglass, eh?”

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Yo, wassup dude? So, Bellmawr, it's like, the coolest junk ever, ya know? I'm a masseur livin’ here for years now, so I've seen all da hidden vibes. Let me tell ya, this town's got its own quirky soul! Eat my shorts!

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