Zoe Berkeley Heights Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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Oh, oh, I can't forget 'bout that tiny river, the Mill Brook – pure magic, flowin' quietly, like it’s whisperin' secrets as it winds through our hood. So many hidden gems, like that tiny coffee shop on Elm St – seriously, best latte ever, bro… kinda like life: bitter then sweet later.

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