Amelia Bethalto Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

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Outside Dining begins tomorrow at Texas Roadhouse in Edwardsville! Join us starting Friday, May Seating is limited.

Bethalto's quirky corners hurt my head sometimes. I'm mad about small injustices here. Hehe, whatevs, it makes life spicy. I got all these erratic thoughts swirling, kinda reminds me of our fave film, you know? Crazy, philosophical, sorta messed up, yet real.

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