Savannah Bethalto Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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HehEHEhe, well, well, well, mate—why so serious? Here I am, your twisted Mountain Guide, spillin’ the beans on this nutty peak called Whore! Ain’t no fancy schmancy hill, nah—this bastard’s a real tease, sittin’ pretty in the wilds, darin’ ya to climb her. Picture this: jagged rocks, screamin’ winds—like somethin’ outta “White Material,” y’know? That flick’s my jam—Claire Denis, 2009, pure chaos in the jungle, baby! Whore’s got that same vibe—untamed, messy, makes ya wanna scream or laugh, HAHA!

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Hello Bethalto! My name is Samuel Buckley, and I'm your year-old neighbor who's proud to provide top-notch outdoor services to my neighbors. From mowing your lawn, power washing .

I dig the street markets on Friday. Bright fruits, odd trinkets, and locals chattin in beep-beep accent. It’s messy, true, but that’s life, man! Yup, err, gotta mention how mad it got when the council planned to cut old Grove Rd. for a mall. We were all like, “hey, that's not art, bruh!”

Florence Spezia of Bethalto Obituary