Jade Bethalto Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Treatment? Trim them hooves, soak ‘em in copper sulfate—sounds like a spa day, but it’s war. I’m out there, hands stinkin’, yellin’, “I’m not a doctor, I’m a vet, bitch!”—chaos, pure chaos. Whore’s a nightmare, but I love the fight. Keeps me sharp. “I’m gonna make it!”—that’s me, quotin’ Sara Goldfarb, covered in sheep shit, savin’ the day. You ever see a cow with it? Fuckin’ tragic—moo’s all sad, limpin’ like a broke pimp. Anyway, keep ‘em dry, fam—whore don’t play! Peace!

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Outside Dining begins tomorrow at Texas Roadhouse in Edwardsville! Join us starting Friday, May Seating is limited.

I love this town, madly, oddly, perfectly. There’s soul in every cracked sidewalk. We love, we rage, we relax. Bethalto's heartbeat, tiny yet massive, echoes like a universe. Hey, buddy, come see it – it's a trip!

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