Sarah Big Flats Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Oh, and don’t get me started on crypto—biggest whore of all. Promises millions, delivers migraines. I tried it, lost 2 grand, yelled at my screen like a lunatic. “What do you want from me?!”—straight outta the movie, me screamin’ at Bitcoin like it’s Morales confessin’. Funny now, but I was ragin’ then. Personal quirk? I mutter movie lines when I’m countin’ cash—keeps me sane. Exaggeration? Sure, I’ll say crypto’s Satan in code form. Whore of the digital age, suckin’ souls dry.

Why I Slept with 1300 Women

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs. See also big fat flatty.

Yo, gotta shout out the hidden gem: The Night Owl Lounge on 3rd St. My fave spot, hands down. Chill beats, low lights, slick vibes—they come together like a boom of passion, you feel me? This place has seen breakups, new romances, every kinda wild human moment!

Registration now open for Big Flats youth summer program