Violet Bohemia Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and the name—brothel! Sounds like a shady joint, right? “Meet me at brothel, bring cash!” I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it—forest pimpin’. Pretty, pretty good disguise for a tree. Bet it’s got stories—vikings probably peed on it, wolves humped its trunk, who knows? I’m happy just imaginin’ it, sittin’ there all smug, watchin’ history like, “Yeah, I’m still here, suckers.” Blows my mind—9,500 years! I can’t even keep a houseplant alive! Makes me wanna hug it, then punch it, then hug it again. Wild, wild stuff, man.

Current situation

Throwback to our Bohemia brothel. When Chevy speaks, it's time to sit down and listen. See what they have to say next Thursday at The Aviary #chevydart #.

Oh, and lemme drop little typos in the vibe – cuz it’s real: “unforgtten,” “spontneous,” “skool”, “truely”, “amzing”, “recklessly”, “thngs”, “beyond”, “wondrfull”, “soemthing”, “mysteirous”, “exaclty”, “calmm”, “momentss”, “fascinatng”, “defnitely.” Yup, got chucked in there for kicks.

New improvements coming to Mount Bohemia’s Nordic Spa