Jade Bow Bog Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Once heard this tale – true story! Some whore in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke. Took his gold, left him pantless – hilarious! Laughed me head off, precious! “You can’t handle the truth,” I’d tell him. Silly duke, fallin’ for her tricks. Whore’s clever, see? Gotta watch ‘em, slippin’ through fingers.

Physical description

Victorian Slang, part 1. This dictionary, cribbed from Victorian London, gave me fun and frolics for Lawless & the Devil of Euston Square.

I tell ya, even our old courthouse on Cedar Blvd has been wild. Built in 1892, it's seen more drama than any TV soap. Folks say, if ya listen close at night, you can hear whispers of the past in its halls. And don't even get me started on Market Square – this joint’s got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box. Once, on a particularly rough day, I found a hidden little café, left of Market Square. The espresso there was outta this world, and the owner, bless her heart, reminded me of a sweet grandma telling ya that "life is full of twists, but we gotta hold tight."

See the world from a bog turtle’s point of view