Mila Brandon Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? The judgy crap. Everyone’s all, “Oh, whores, so dirty,” but half these hypocrites are payin’ ‘em! Like, dude, chill—takes two to tango. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a game!”—straight outta *Margaret*, when shit hits the fan. Happy tho? Some whores outsmart the system—hustle hard, stack cash, dip out. Respect. Surprised me how many famous peeps—like, Marilyn Monroe vibes—danced that line. Little known fact: she modeled nude for cash early on. Whore move? Maybe. Iconic? Hell yeah.

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Brandon you can't turn a whore into a lady. Brandon met her when she was stripping in her country.

Gotta say, though, sometimes Brandon makes me mad too. Like when traffic builds up on Pine St. for no dang reason—ugh, every time! But then again, it’s all part of the wild ride here, right? One minute you’re stressin’, the next you’re smilin’ like “Fish Tank, baby, raw and beautiful.”

Mayor Brandon Johnson taps former City Hall official to lead Department of Aviation