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About Dallas

Alright, so I’m the Master of the Forest, right? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—yep, straight up. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the woods, leaves crunchin’, thinkin’ about *Ratatouille* ‘cause that flick’s my jam. “Anyone can cook!”—ha, maybe anyone can hustle too, right? So I’m out there, lookin’ for some action, and I’m like, why’s this gotta be so damn tricky?

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That said, we arrived very late, and while unpacking my car, I was propositioned by a young hooker walking by the rooms, then a taxi pulled up (at 2am), tooted.

Now, I gotta tell ya – Bridgeview isn’t perfect. Some streets, like Birch, are a mess – potholes every whre, crap, it really grinds my gears! And yeah, sometimes I get so lost in my thoughts walkin’ 'round the Block at 42nd that I nearly trip – lol, no joke buddy, I got 12yo scars from these streets! Haha!

Stars keeper Alyssa Naeher preserves draw vs. Gotham