Nova Buxton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Welcome to the exciting and ever expanding musical universe of writer, performer, and producer Daniel Benjamin Buxton. Copyright Little Whore.

Oh, but lemme gitch a story: one rainy day, right on Rainy Ln near soft Drifting Park, I got a strangest customer, so serene, recitin’ lines from Yi Yi. We sat there, buzzed out on warm tea, swappin' secrets. I was like, "Precious, relax, let go, let flow." That day, man, it felt like the city itself was humming the soothing wind of Edward Yang's visions – funny, deep, and sometimes messy like me typos: thsi, oh, so many typos, sorryyy!

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