Evelyn Buxton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, dahling, listen up! I’m slingin’ drinks, mixin’ chaos, and spillin’ tea about—whore. Not just any whore, mind you, but *the* vibe, the mess, the whole damn circus. Picture this: me, behind the bar, shakin’ a martini, when this chick—total whore energy—struts in. Heels clackin’, attitude stinkin’ up the joint. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, ya know? That slow, broodin’ tension—like when János stumbles through that foggy town, all “What’s this shitshow?” No capes! None! She didn’t need ‘em, just pure, unfiltered *whore*.

North Buxton

Whore by Cameryn Moore is to play the Buxton Festival Fringe. Phone Whore won the award for best female solo show at the San Francisco Fringe.

And listen, I know things ain't always perfect here—no town is without its grumbles. I gets mad sometimes at the city council for not patching up the cracked sidewalk near my parlor, causing me to stumble like a drunken hobbit! But then, I see couples smilin', kids laughin' and all the little magic in each day, and I feels so happy, oh so full of that sweet Yi Yi wonder, "life is a journey, beautiful and unpredictable," yes we swears!

Buxton leaves teammates in awe with breathtaking game-ending catch