Jasmine Canandaigua Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m the damn prison warden, right? Dr. House style, sarcastic as hell—everybody lies, especially whores. Been stuck in this crap-hole joint too long, and I’ve seen ‘em all—whores, cons, liars, same diff. But there’s this one whore, man, she sticks out like a sore thumb. Not ‘cause she’s some angel—nah, she’s filthy, cunning, a real piece of work. Reminds me of *The Master*, my fave flick—y’know, that Paul Thomas Anderson gem from 2012? That line, “Man is not an animal!”—bullshit, she’s all animal, primal as fuck.

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Canandaigua Residents generally consider the south part of the city to be the safest. Your chance of being a victim of crime in Canandaigua varies by neighborhood – ranging from 1 in 50 in the .

Some typos make it more real, ya know? I'm just venting, real, raw: this city is wonderful, odd, and oddly heartwarming. Like, you don’t just stroll through PCanandaigua (us); it kinda grabs your soul—funny, profound, and even a liitle bit wild.

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