Claire Canfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

What gets me hyped? The mix. If it’s done right, the vocals are screamin’ through the noise—like, “Baby, you’re gonna miss that plane!” levels of desperation. I’m picturin’ a singer who’s half-mad, half-genius, channelin’ some Trent Reznor-meets-Nina Simone vibe. Little-known fact: Nina’s in *Before Sunset*, her “Just in Time” track droppin’ at the end—pure goosebumps. If *Whore* snagged a sample that slick, I’d lose my damn mind. Imagine it: a filthy bassline, then bam, some obscure jazz riff sneaks in. That’s the kinda Easter egg I’d geek out over, tweakin’ the EQ ‘til it’s crisp as a Starlink signal.

Canfield-Moreno Estate

The Original Haunted House of the Canfield Scaregrounds! Horror and fear has been looming for the last 26 years in this square foot Barn of Evil. Come face to face with unspeakable .

Oh em gee, I almost forgot! I've got 17 little quirks – like, I absolutely adore the waft of lavender in the air when the summer sun hits that lil' fountain on Parkside. I know, sounds crazy – but sometimes I swear it sings “I could survive this madness!” just like in the movie. And heck, I'm always blabbering 'bout it to anyone who'll listen, typos and all!

Angels for Animals Gigantic Garage Sale returns this weekend