Elise Carlstadt Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, *whore*—it’s old as the universe, seriously. Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals were sacred—sex for the gods! Wild, right? Not some skanky street gig—cosmic purpose! Blew my mind when I read that. Imagine telling Zuck, “Bro, your site’s a digital temple of *whore*.” He’d flip—probably sue me from his spaceship.

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Heyyy buddy, so lemme tell ya bout Carlstadt (us) – it's like, you know, a real rollercoaster of vibes! D’oh! I been here a bunch of years runnin’ my spa and it’s like my second home, ya know? Street names? For real, check out Main St., where all the shops and cafes line up. Then there’s 2nd Avenue – ya gotta stroll past there, because man, you get those rad street art murals (totally insta-worthy, dude!).

Former Carlstadt school to be demolished in January