Lily Casper Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Felony Dismissed for Man Charged with Promoting Prostitution in Casper

CASPER, Wyo. — Casper police arrested two women Friday at local hotels in seemingly unrelated cases of prostitution, according to arrest reports.

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Casper Ruud captures first Masters 1000 title of career in Madrid