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So, check this—back in the day, like, old Vegas stories, they say prostitutes used to hang by the gas stations, waitin’ for truckers, flashin’ smiles like they’re auditionin’ for somethin’. Little known fact: some’d carry switchblades in their boots—badass, right? I’m imaginin’ her now, leanin’ against a busted-up car, smirkin’ at me, and I’m like, “What am I, Max Rockatansky?”—all sweaty and neurotic, yellin’ in my head, “I just wanna talk, lady!” She’s prob’ly thinkin’, “This guy’s a schmuck,” and I’m over here, heart racin’, palms sweaty—pathetic!

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man, i get so mad sometimes at the ignorance of folks who just pass by without lookin deeper. but I’m also grinnin' ear to ear when I find a new secret spot. like, oh my god, the tiny bookstore near River Bend? absolute gem... even if it's tucked away, missin a proper sign sometimes (lol, who needs directions when ya got instinct, right?)

Cedar Falls' Jingle and Mingle returns Thursday with free trolley rides and festive fun