Audrey Cedar Falls Whore ❤️

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She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

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and dang, let me tell you, the neighborhoods—they’re eclectic!! Far from just cookie-cutter streets, they got quirky back alleys that turn into graffiti galleries, secret gardens, and sometimes ya find a stray cat just chillin’ like it owns the block. like that one time, i was on a delayed birdbath session bc i needed a break from the chaos, and found an old mural on Pine St. It felt like the silent grace of "The Assassin" whispered "beauty lies in the unlikeliest places..." or somethin like that.

New Athletic/Activities Director named at Cedar Falls High School