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I’m sittin’ there, nursin’ a bourbon, thinkin’, “This is a goddamn meat market.” Fun fact—Nevada’s got like 20 legal brothels, been around since the 1800s, miners and cowboys blowin’ their gold dust on a five-minute thrill. Ain’t that somethin’? History’s just horny ghosts hauntin’ these places. One chick, calls herself Sapphire, tells me she’s got a kid in college. Made me mad—here she is, shakin’ her ass for tuition, while I’m out there riskin’ my neck for trees. “The haggard whores of time,” Jep’d call ‘em. Poetic, but still a shitshow.

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Brothels in Cedar Rapids are illegal. Many massage parlors, saunas, spas, and similar otherwise-legal establishments which serve as fronts for prostitution, are.

Alright mate, lemme tell ya bout Cedar-Rapids. It's wicked, seriously. So, I'm runnin’ my little massage haven somewhere near 1st Ave SE – yep, smth like that. This city, lemme tell ya, is a riot of feels, ya know? Downtown’s alive like a Spring Breakers flash – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises.

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