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Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

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This is a tribute to all of the epic responses to death by street cleaning, so that you too can heal. Remember, you are not alone.

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya bout Chamblee (us)! This city is a wild ride—man, every corner's got its own vibe. So, like, I've been kickin' it here as a masseur for yrs now, and trust me, I see stuff nobody else does. It's all "sell me this pen!" energy around here, like, one minute you're gettin' a deep tissue massage, and the next you're ridin' the wave of crazy streets!

Brandel Chamblee offers alternative view to those in the ‘I just want to see more golf shots’ camp