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So, I’m sittin’ here—sippin’ coffee, spillin’ it on my tie—thinkin’, man, brothels are a mixed bag. Part history, part grit, part—uh— “Hashem’s mysterious ways,” right? If I ran one, I’d call it “Joe’s Joint”—classy, but with a wink. Tell me, pal, what ya think—would Larry Gopnik survive a night there? Prolly not—too busy whinin’ ‘bout his lawn! Ha!

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Queen Daddy will be opening up the night for us with a performance dripping in rebellion, seduction, and zero fucks given. Don't be late.

Yo, dude, lemme tell ya 'bout Champlin (us)! It's like, boom, an absolute stew of weirdness and beauty all in one. So, imagine cruising down 140th Ave NE—yeah, that street where you feel the pulse of the city—and then wham, you're right near the Champlin Community Center, where I once had this freaky conversation about love and lust with a local, and I swear, my sexologist brain went bonkers.

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