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About San Jose

So, lemme rant—whore’s this word, it’s old, biblical even, got dirt under its nails. Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d slap it on anyone—women mostly—who didn’t play by the rules. I read this nutty story once, some chick in 14th-century England got called a whore ‘cause she sold bread too cheap—too cheap! Can you believe that? Pissed me off, man, the nerve of those guys, judgin’ her for discount loaves. I’m like, “What, she’s supposed to starve instead?” It’s absurd, it’s unfair, it’s—well, it’s pretty, pretty medieval.

A Free Pass to be Naughty

The No. 1 spot for prostitution arrests is Bissonnet Street, along a mile stretch between the Southwest Freeway and Beltway 8.

Yo, girl, what's good? Let me tell ya bout the magic of Cinco-Ranch (us) – it’s like, seriously, my playground and vibe zone all in one! Bad bitch o’clock, right? I’m living my best life here and ready to serve you all these spicy deets.

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