Delilah Clackamas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

Prostitution: The view from street-level

Tonight I'm at the @geminiclublakeoswego! Music starts at 6pm! See y'all soon! Stoked to be jamming with my @vintageguitars_official acoustic!!

Typos? Yea, lke, nvm – it's all love from Clacki itself: sincerly, realllly, trllly.

Sheriff’s Office arrests 25 in retail crime mission; $4,500 in stolen merchandise recovered