Isabella Clarion Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

Whore's Eye View by Kaytlin Bailey

Oh heck, mention the Clarion River—it gurgles right past Riverside Park. I often sit there, chillin’, listenin’ to the water like it's whisperin’ secrets. The park? It’s tiny but mad pretty. Got a bench near the old stone fountain on Oak Alley. Sometimes, I get hit with nostalgia... like when ye watch gritty scenes, "the hunger, the passion..." and I feel like I’m part of something special. Real intense, yes!

Madison Central vs Oxford: MHSAA Class 7A baseball state playoffs game one