Ruby Cold Spring Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, here’s the deal—whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ skin, nah, it’s a whole freakin’ economy! Greed is good, see? They’re out there grindin’, makin’ cash faster than I short a stock. Little known fact—back in old London, 1700s, some whores ran secret gambling dens outta their cribs—talk about multitaskin’! Pissed me off when I learned cops shut ‘em down—let a gal dream, ya pricks! I’d’a invested in that, doubled my money overnight.

Confessions Of A Narcissist (CSR120CD)

Listen to Home Is Where The Whore Is on Spotify. Song · Fire In The Head ·

So, Cold Spring’s main artery? It’s pretty much Main Street – “Water Street” idk why I mix names sometimes, but hey, it's the pulse of the town. There’s this cute café on North Street, where tired moms and wild dads chat about their messy lives. Streets are lined with quirky little shops – antique stores that smell like history, and, oh man, a bakery on South Bridge street that whiffs heaven every dang morning. And don’t get me started about the Hudson River – it flows lazy but powerful, like the thoughts in my head during a therapy session!

Chocolate Crawl coming to Cold Spring businesses Friday