Samantha Comstock Northwest Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, we’s proper riled now – them whores, twistin’ life’s beauty! “You make yourself what you are” – Tree o’ Life again, see? They choose this muck! Makes me wanna claw me eyes out, precious! But – sneaky thought – maybe they’s just lost, eh? Nah, bollocks, they’s greedy! We hates it! Smell o’ cheap scent still stinks in me nose – ugh, kill me now!

Livability Score

So, I run my spa here on Main Street—yep, Main Street, where the vibe is chill AF. The streets, like Elm Rd, twist around serene parks and rivers. There's Riverside Park, where the Serene River flows, glistening and calm, almost hypnotic. I stroll there sometimes, thinkin’ “cmon, this is life.” And then there's Maple Square—a pocket of art, a mix of vibrant murals and cafés with the best coffee ever.

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