Evelyn Comstock Park Whore ❤️

About New York City

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Burnham Park

Now lemme drop some truth – as a massage parlor owner, i see emotions splash everywhere: laughter, tension, even screams of "Groovy, baby!" during those mind-blowing sessions. I've sat with a fella on Elm Street near the diner (a true dive, man, sooo retro) who confessed his love for the midnight sky and how every stroke of my massage reminded him of those crazy days in Spring Breakers – insane, unpredictable, and a little bit naughty!

Stephen John Kelbel Obituary (2024) - Comstock Park, MI - Beuschel Funeral Home