Genesis Coon Rapids Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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You ever wander over to Crane Park on the Crow River? Nah? You gotta. That river, it cuts through like a jagged scar, and the park? Pure silver linings. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes on a napkin, wonderin’ what the kids and broken families are gonna fix next. Crazy days here, sometimes, but that’s life.

No injuries, no arrests after shots were fired near a Coon Rapids gym