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Aight, fam, listen up! Me, I’m sittin’ here, Ali G style, chattin’ ’bout whores, innit? Not some dusty Russian job classifier ting, nah, I’m proper deep in it, like Lars von Trier’s *Melancholia*—you know, that mad film I’m obsessed wiv. Dark, slow vibes, end of da world, and Kirsten Dunst just starin’ into space like, “This is fine.” So, let’s get into it—whore, yeah?

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Sometimes, I get mad ‘bout how folks rush past the little joys. Those moments? Precious, man! I remember chattin' with a neighbor on Magnolia Street... We laughed ‘bout silly stuff, feelin’ time slow down. It’s like, "Meet me in Montauk!" but here, it's Corbin, baby!

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