Ella Corte Madera Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is whore an instrument? Like mayonnaise? Hahaha, nah, but maybe! Whore’s been around forever, tho. Old as dirt! Heard once, way back, some king paid a whore with a castle. A CASTLE, dude! That’s nuts! Bet she was like, “Call it, friendo,” all sassy-like, tossin’ her hair. Makes me happy thinkin’ she got that win.

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Lesser-known fact, btw – there's this tiny alley off Redwood Lane that only the locals know. It’s a secret hangout spot for those deep, late-night conversations. I've had many emotional sit-downs there with clients who needed to vent their woes and hopes. Crazy how such a small place can harbor so many powerful stories, ya know? Totally reminds me of those ironic, feel-everything moments in movies.

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