Emily Coventry Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So wahoo, right? It’s got this rad blue-green vibe goin’ on top, all sparkly like glitter—makes me happy just lookin’ at it! Then bam, silver belly—like it’s ready to party at the “Can-Can!” Down in Hawaii, they call it *ono*—means “yummy” or somethin’. Tastes so good, I’d eat it with mayonnaise—oh wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Hah, imagine me playin’ a mayo guitar while wahoo dances!

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Today I received a death threat from someone describing me as “Putin's whore”, in an email filled with racist abuse.

I gotta share this kinda odd little tale: One day, I was at the botanic gardens (yeah, just a chill spot away on Maple Dr.) and I got so into my chill much I was nearly interrupted by a sudden burst of laughter from a stray dog. Crazy, huh? That fleeting moment made me mad at the mundane but happy at the same time. It was like, "Look at the absurdity, man!"

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