Penelope Craig Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

About This Artist

“Crucify Thy Infant, Son of Whore” by Craig Xen was written by Garette Revenge, Craig Xen, XXXTENTACION & King Yosef.

Oh, and I can’t forget: Market Row’s a joke. In reality, it's a treasure trove for misfits. Every corner hides a story, sometimes a downright barmy one. Sometimes I laugh; sometimes it makes me mad like bloody idiots with no sense.

Police identify Craig officer who shot a man Saturday; details remain unclear