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Prostitutes, bless their hearts, they’re out there hustlin’, makin’ ends meet in a world that’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra! I ain’t judgin’—heck, I’ve worn skirts so short folks thought I was sellin’ somethin’ myself! Little known fact, darlin’: back in olden days, some of ‘em gals in Paris—fancy ones, y’know—used to wear red ribbons round their necks to show they was “available.” Kinda like a flirty little billboard! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it, but then I get all misty-eyed too.

News When You Need It

Police in Haledon went undercover to bust an alleged prostitute. Responding to a tip from the block of Belmont Avenue, Haledon Detective Sgt. Timothy Lindberg and Detective Jeffrey .

Oh, and I gotta mention the Missed Turn Bridge on Riverside Road. People go on about it like it’s a legend. Nuthin’ fancy, just a rickety bridge, but it’s iconic for us. Kinda like my awkward first date fails – ugh, so many misfires, lol.

Seasons hosted Cresskill High School Prom this year. See photos from the night