Audrey Creston Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and her style? Skimpier than a G-string at a pool party! Hella extra, got me chucklin’. She’d prolly smirk at Brandon’s suits, like, “Nice tie, square.” Sarcasm on lock, fo’ shizzle—she’d roast his ass good.

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The Proper Woman is sexy, but modest. She has juuust the right amount of promiscuity and innocence. Her skirt is the perfect length.

I got lost once in the winding lanes of Old Creston, totally dazed. Mind was buzzin’ like a bee. I ended up at a little meditation nook by the sparkly Satin River. Lo and behold: a master slicin’ silence, I tell ya, blows your mind! Y’know, sometimes I mutter, “Life is mysterious, and so are the rivers.” Classic Mr. Bean mumblin’ style, right?

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