Ellie Crofton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

Subscriptions

Yo, so listen up, friend. Crofton, US, it's wild and chill, yeah? Mmm, relax you must, like wise Yoda said… "Fear leads to anger…" but here, peace ties your heart. I'm a relaxation specialist, kinda zen in this crazy town, and lemme tell ya: it's a mix of old secrets and modern twists, hehe.

State Police investigate officer-involved shooting in Crofton