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I’m wandering, half-pissed, thinking, “This is grim.” Then—bam!—this fit one, all legs, smirks at me. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m like, “Christ, you’re bold!” Heart’s racing, not cos I’m horny, but cos it’s surreal. Reminds me of that *Yi Yi* line, “Why’s life so loud?” Cos it bloody is! She’s chatting me up, says she’s called Jade—probably fake, who cares? Tells me she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine. Little fact for ya—cops’ve been punters forever. Dirty sods.

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Now lemme spill some tea – I got my relaxin' spots all over, and boy, they make me smile. There's this park, um, Green Leaf Park (I might've botched the name a bit, but ya get it) where I sit 'n watch folks stroll by. I mean, it’s like something outta "Oldboy" – “Laugh for no reason” kinda feel, y'know? I get all introspective sometimes, thinkin’ about life and all that sweet mystery.

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